Working at CVS has its ups and downs. I get paid an okay amount for a crap retail job. I get an okay discount. Sometimes I get free stuff coupons. Downsides? Customers. Hands down, the customers. I’m not talking about the cool customers who are nice, or awesome, or indifferent. I’m talking about the customers [...]

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Seriously, what the heck is up with that? Do I look older than 40? No. Do I look older than 30? No. Do I look older than 20? No. Do I look older than 16? No. I’m not married, and I sure as hell don’t look like an adult woman, so WHY the aging title? [...]

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One of the things I hate the most is when a customer calls and asks if we are open. Obviously, we are, Smarty Pants. I answered the damn phone, didn’t I? Another thing I hate is when someone comes up to my line and asks if I’m open. Do I look occupied? No. Is there [...]

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Okay, so I’m pretty easily excited by cool things like penguin costumes, nachos and stuff. I like excitement. It’s fun. I have something well worth getting excited about, and it’s really fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you might be wondering, “Well, wtf is this? I know what glass is! It’s ‘an inorganic product of fusion which [...]

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