Today, I was leaving the dining hall with some of my volleyball friends. Some of us grabbed bananas. I was in the middle of choosing a decently edible banana from a giant basket when I looked up and saw one of my friends holding a banana upside down and pinching it. Never having seen that [...]

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Okay, so I’m pretty easily excited by cool things like penguin costumes, nachos and stuff. I like excitement. It’s fun. I have something well worth getting excited about, and it’s really fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you might be wondering, “Well, wtf is this? I know what glass is! It’s ‘an inorganic product of fusion which [...]

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Living in college dorms/apartments or even in a college setting, you have to expect some amount of disgustingness. I mean, come on, lazy college kids. Can’t be expected to pick up after themselves or something. But today, I saw the most disgusting thing I’ve seen ever, something more disgusting than mildew rings in permanently poopy [...]

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Okay, so many years ago when I was a freshman in high school, I had this blog, dark-paradise.net. It was super awesome, angsty, and “dark”. I was so cool back then, right? Right. I kind of stopped using it for one reason or another, mostly because I grew up and it didn’t suit me anymore. [...]

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